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Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays!

ghostlife — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 17:14:00 +0000

Why I Love Christmas

ghostlife — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 02:05:00 +0000

by John Waters
(director of the original ‘Hairspray’, ‘Serial Mom’, ‘Pink Flamingos’ and ‘A Dirty Shame’)

“Being a traditionalist, I’m a rabid sucker for Christmas. In July I’m already worried that there are only 146 shopping days left. “What are you getting me for Christmas?” I carp to fellow bathers who haven’t even decided what to do for Labour Day. As each month follows, I grow more and more obsessed. Around October I startle complete strangers by bursting into my off-key rendition of “Joy to the World.” I’m always The Little Drummer Boy for Halloween, a grouchy one at that, since the inconsiderate stores haven’t even put up their Christmas decorations yet. November 1 kicks off the jubilee of consumerism, and I’m so riddled with the holidays season that the mere mention of a stocking stuffer sexually arouses me.”

It only gets better, so check it out HERE!

Religion.

ghostlife — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 23:28:00 +0000

“When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever ’til the end of time!

But He loves you.”

Unbelievable Negligence – Fung Wah Bus

ghostlife — Wed, 06 Sep 2006 00:31:00 +0000

Ok, last year two different Fung Wah buses caught fire in the middle of a trip from Chinatown to Chinatown, with the last instance passengers barely getting off the bus before it burst into flames. Now yet another serious incident bad enough that it made it to the AP wires.

People, please, STOP taking the Fung Wah bus. Do not ever take it ever ever again. Seriously, what the FUCK are you thinking? Maybe it seems attractive, a roundtrip from Boston New York City for only $30! WOW! Well guess what, pay just $10 more with Greyhound for a roundtrip ticket(by purchasing at least a day in advance, online only), and save yourself a trip to the UMass Medical Center, or any of our other fine medical institutions located between the Boston and New York City metro areas. I am sure Greyhound has issues as well, but not bad enough where buses explode 2x in a few months time, and turn over sending half the bus to the hospital cause drivers dont know to slow down when riding a curve.

They are a sad bunch over at Fung Wah. Ignorant, negligent and careless. Why South Station allows them as a tenant I have no idea. Pathetic.

Well said …

ghostlife — Sun, 30 Apr 2006 13:09:00 +0000

Albums to Kill for from 2005

ghostlife — Sun, 20 Nov 2005 00:19:00 +0000

“WHAT?!?! You’ve got to be kidding me!”

Why YES, I am! So if you’re not satisfied, please see my real list by clicking here.

Sex is for Fags

ghostlife — Fri, 11 Mar 2005 05:36:00 +0000

www.sexisforfags.com

“I understand that abstaining from sex protects me from the regret and guilt caused by the disgusting, squishy act of stupid sex, which is basically like going to the toilet from the front side.”